Remember high school? When you still got grounded? When there was no reality TV? When all you could do was dance, dance dance...?

From the company that brings you the Starving Artists Ball, comes the Spring Fling, a madcap mockery of the classic high school prom, complete with complimentary spiked punch and kegs smuggled in by the football team. The biggest dance of the semester hits the Gym at University Settlement on April 12, 2003.

All necessary prom accoutrements included: chaperones, nerds, jocks, cheerleaders, King, Queen, prom pictures, the classics of the ’80s and early ’90s, and a dance contest, with prizes for the finalists and a panel of judges, including everyone’s favorite Danny Pintauro (best known from his Who’s the Boss? days) posing as high school drama teacher. All students encouraged to “Come as you were.”